Saturday, April 21, 2012

what's new?


“long time no see” he said

"what exactly have you been up to?”

"working on my book" I said
 "and here's  the proof

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

entertainment

I like
watching
crows
drawing
crows
painting
crows.

Crows are
very social
but I’m not.







Monday, April 16, 2012

communication gap


(Perhaps  they might
switch places?)

Sunday, April 15, 2012

global warming


 



“It is possible,
she explains,
“to care about
global warming,
animal cruelty,
world hunger
and wear
what suits
my fancy.”

Saturday, April 14, 2012

gym style



 
    “I prefer

      a bit of style

      while

      sweating,

     she explains.






 
 P.S. She definitely 
        has style


 

Thursday, April 12, 2012

retirement

 
“Wally,” his colleagues asked,

“what are you going

to do when you retire?”



“For the first six months

I’m going to sit

in my rocking chair,

Wally answered.



“And for the second six months

I’m going to rock.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Meet Ms. Behave




 
According to Ms. Behave:

“Rules are especially apropos 
for those unfortunate folks
 who have no common sense, 
no conscience, no inner guidance, 
no manners and 
no mother who 
can set them straight 
when they are 
totally out of line."

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

optimism

 
even in
forlorn
bereft
moments

she chooses
not

 
 to consider
the condition
permanent

Sunday, April 1, 2012

confession




“Let’s be clear”

she said,

“Yes

I’ve made 

mistakes.

But

I do not

intend 

to 

rehash 

them."